Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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