I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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