so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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