ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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