That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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