she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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