ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
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