so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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