if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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