absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
