The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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