Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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