he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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