So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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