She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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