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a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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