I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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