The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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