im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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