i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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