Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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