I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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