ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
don't judge my taste in strippers
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
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