so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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