I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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