i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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