i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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