I don't think brook has ever known best
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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