it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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