its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
