Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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