It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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