i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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