Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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