we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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