He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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