have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
foreskin is a definite game changer
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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