gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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