I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize
