after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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