thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
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