So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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