no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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