True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
His nipple licking is glorious
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