hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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