quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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