best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Quick, to the slutcave!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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