Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
