Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Randomize
