OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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