Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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