the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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