He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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