i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
what day is it and did you see me today?
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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