Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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